her house sinks down to death, and her course leads to the shades.

This contract, dated on the \̶͎̺̣͕͒̉̋̓̇̅͂̐̒͜ͅ-̸̢̧̖͎̈́̋͑̆̂͂̆\̵̯͈̬̣̘̜͇͐̆́́̊́͒̃̔͑̃̾ͅ#̵̻͉̠̹̹̲̱̒͒̇͂̀̓̒̓́͝ day of _̸͓̠̩̤̳̝̇̇̈̔̎͐̾̚͜͝͠ͅ/̵̩̘̳̣̱̹͎̜͈̯͙̝̩͛̌̄̈́̎*̸̨̼͕͉̝̙͍̱̲͇̦̦͈̾̑͊̅̐̓̀̈́̕"̴̤̱̦͍͓͓͎̉̅̑̈́̑̾̄̓̍̈̌͂̅͘<̷̤͈̩̙̂̾͆͐̇̆́̽̆̑̈́̕͝͠!̷̧̮̟̱̪̯̮̱͈̹̽͐̈́}̵̢̧̤͙͈͉͂̿͌̈̃̃̋̈́̑̆̎̈̃̾͜͠͝ͅ?̶̡̢͇̼̱̺̩͖̳͈̰͕̓͐̔̀͂&̸̪̞̣̻̰̣̞̪̖̗̽̅̍͑͐̆̍̇͘#̷̜͔̘͓̪̰̑̽̈́̃́̔&̸̧̛͓̳͚̠̯͎̄͒̎͂͌̎͐̊̐̍͋̚͜͝*̶̧̡̢͖̼͙͕͖̞͕͕͎̼̕͜͜{̵̛̛͔̀̑̒͒̽̔́͘͠[̴̨̨̟̖̹̫̩͈͙̯̟̪̠̣̦̔͗̌̑̇̑̈́̌̅͜#̶̡̡̻̗̫̺͎̖͇͗̇̆̍̌͒̊͛͜,̴͖͎̬͐̂̅̂̄͛̐̇̓͜͝(̶̛̘͔̝̹̼̣̄́̀̐̄́̈́͘_̵̜̣̦͎̗͕̮̈́̐͆͐̓͗͋͂ in the year +̶̨̡͈̩̗̯̙̭̲͔̦͉̄̈́͋͒̋̂͐͂̿*̶̡̢̧͔͇̯̝͓̼̜̰͍͚̲̥̹̭̇̊̔̈́̇̆̽̎͛̾͌̀̅̚̚͝>̴̥̟̓̅̒͛$̵̖͎̺̣͈̈́͑͋̾̔́̊̈́̕̚.̶̧̡̲̤̰̗̟̰͛̉̆̈́`̶̥͙́̏̔̀̀͒͠{̵͇̖͎̱͕̾͗͗̑̐̅͒̃̃͋̾͝͝͝<̶̱̠̺̰̀͆̾͜͝.̵̞͉͙̮͖̘̟̩̉̃́͗̽̐͗͋̂̂̆́̕͘͝/̴͎͒̾͋̌̍̈́̽̿̍̓, is made between the ̶̮̲̥̙̹͙̅̕͜|̶̡̨̨̛̣̙̬̠̼͈̣̗̘̠̤̟̓̅͆̇̿̄̓̂̌͗>̴̭̙̮͔͉͍͚̰̆͌ͅͅ*̷̢̡̡̞͆̈!̸̡̨̦̱̣͎̬̠̞͌̔̊͌͜(̶̡̰̗̯̲̮̞͇̖͎̫̀̏̄̒̓̚͝͝͝͝-̶̨̳͚̪̜̞̯̲͍̝͚̲̹͍̳̞̇̈́̋ͅ!̷̹͚̱̙͐̓̿̋̓̄̒͋͌̈́͋̓̑͝͝]̷̢̨̜̰͈̙̜̝̳͓͐̓̈́̇̈͑̽͊͘̕͘͠͝)̷͎͓͚̹͇̪̤̙͎̯̩̞̝̹͆̎͋̈́̑̀͝!̶̲͋̇͋̀̈́̓~̷̛̦̞͚̺̳̳͍̦̪͆̇̾̍̒̈́͌͑̄̈́̾̀̕̕ͅ[̶͍͇͓̐͆̕@̸͎̗̟̮̼̥̤̱͍̱̼̝͎͐#̵̧̢͙͎̱̘̺̱̮̜̻͉̼͈͈̍͊̉̋̃͠$̷̠̮̲̦͓̋̄͒̽̊̓́̑͆̓̀̐̄͠͠*̷̛͇̩̐̾̒͛̄̒͌̈́̃̌͐̆̇̒͠ and the undersigning party, hereafter referred to in the first person. This document constitutes an agreement between these two parties and is governed by the laws of ̷̢̞̭̞̻̖͈̜̂̉́̔̀͐̀̅̏̌̊̍̅̋̕̚͠@̷̡̛͇̯̼̙͓̝̹̞̲͚̖̺͎̖͓́̐͗̋̾̋͂̾̆̀%̵̭̝̰͇̗̙̦̩͇̰̺̰̮̯̜̑̇́̊(̷̡̫̭͍̝͎̺̪̦̙͕̺̊̌͜(̶͖͉̩̦̻̣̐̓̔̆̽͛̒̄ͅ:̷̱͙̣̎̄@̸̡̪̗͇͙̂̊̑̕͠?̵͔̙̜͉̭̩̮͊̎͋̓̒̉̈̊̇͝-̷̧͚̦̮͇̓͂̅̂͂̓͊͜!̵̧͇̰̮̲̭͉̗͍͔͇̙͙͓̗͓͖̈́_̶̧̧̪͍͕͈̒̌̀͋̇͜͜;̴̡̳̩̣̭͎̈́͒͂̏̒̃̌̈́̐̒̕)̵̡̨͖̫̳̺̬͙̙̣͚͌̄̾̉̓͆́̓̇́̐̒̕,̷̱̉̀̌̒͂̔̈́͋̈̓͊̌̈̇̽͝_̴̪͇̳̤̼͙̌͐͘=̶͍̹̭̺͚̄̿͑̌̈́̿͒̌̅̾͆̋̌̕͝*̴̡̨̣̗̭͚̖͍̥̳̫̈́̀͋̀͋̈́͒͘"̸̧̼̭̙͎̱͗|̶̨͕̲̠̘͚͈̪̇≯̨̢̛̺͙̱̬͚̠͉̥͉̺͙͖͍̝͎̂͐͑̿̐̽͑̃͒̓'̴͕̫̫̘͍̦͈̭͖͕̏̇̎̎̅͗͒̾̾͗͊̈́̊̕̚+̵̮̘̖̟̦̫͇̞̹̣̬̝̜̤̌̿̀̂̉͋͐̄̍-̶̨̢̖͉̘̟͉͖͚̦̜͖͎̀̊̌̏͜ͅ:̵̤͚̖̰̯̥̭͖͇̏̈́́͌̑̉|̶̧̡̢̝̳̱͍̲͕̖͇͓̗͇̲͂͌̌_̷̡̭͍̫̫̯̪͖̠̪̠̲̣̄͌̉̍̈́͑͐̃͛%̸̻̜̱̠̝̽̈̈̇͂̐̌͑́̈́̈́̀̚ͅ|̵̼̹̤̓̋̌͊̓̿̾͊̓͒̅͋(̴̩̈̀̓̾͋̿)̴̨̛̭̯̱͊̇͊̀̈̉͂̓̇ͅ>̷͎̖͖̀̓̂͊̏͂͘͘̚͘̚͘`̶̧̛̫̭̯̳̲̼͋̐͒̑̒̽̂́̈́̂̓̃́+̴̢͙̟͒͛̾̓́̅̏̅͛̅͐̚..

WHEREAS the ̶̮̲̥̙̹͙̅̕͜|̶̡̨̨̛̣̙̬̠̼͈̣̗̘̠̤̟̓̅͆̇̿̄̓̂̌͗>̴̭̙̮͔͉͍͚̰̆͌ͅͅ*̷̢̡̡̞͆̈!̸̡̨̦̱̣͎̬̠̞͌̔̊͌͜(̶̡̰̗̯̲̮̞͇̖͎̫̀̏̄̒̓̚͝͝͝͝-̶̨̳͚̪̜̞̯̲͍̝͚̲̹͍̳̞̇̈́̋ͅ!̷̹͚̱̙͐̓̿̋̓̄̒͋͌̈́͋̓̑͝͝]̷̢̨̜̰͈̙̜̝̳͓͐̓̈́̇̈͑̽͊͘̕͘͠͝)̷͎͓͚̹͇̪̤̙͎̯̩̞̝̹͆̎͋̈́̑̀͝!̶̲͋̇͋̀̈́̓~̷̛̦̞͚̺̳̳͍̦̪͆̇̾̍̒̈́͌͑̄̈́̾̀̕̕ͅ[̶͍͇͓̐͆̕@̸͎̗̟̮̼̥̤̱͍̱̼̝͎͐#̵̧̢͙͎̱̘̺̱̮̜̻͉̼͈͈̍͊̉̋̃͠$̷̠̮̲̦͓̋̄͒̽̊̓́̑͆̓̀̐̄͠͠*̷̛͇̩̐̾̒͛̄̒͌̈́̃̌͐̆̇̒͠ desires to retain the services of myself, and I desire to render such services, these terms and conditions are set forth.

IN CONSIDERATION of this mutual understanding, the parties agree to the following terms and conditions:

Employment

I agree that I will faithfully, and to the best of my ability, carry out the duties and responsibilities communicated to me by my superiors, the ̶̮̲̥̙̹͙̅̕͜|̶̡̨̨̛̣̙̬̠̼͈̣̗̘̠̤̟̓̅͆̇̿̄̓̂̌͗>̴̭̙̮͔͉͍͚̰̆͌ͅͅ*̷̢̡̡̞͆̈!̸̡̨̦̱̣͎̬̠̞͌̔̊͌͜(̶̡̰̗̯̲̮̞͇̖͎̫̀̏̄̒̓̚͝͝͝͝-̶̨̳͚̪̜̞̯̲͍̝͚̲̹͍̳̞̇̈́̋ͅ!̷̹͚̱̙͐̓̿̋̓̄̒͋͌̈́͋̓̑͝͝]̷̢̨̜̰͈̙̜̝̳͓͐̓̈́̇̈͑̽͊͘̕͘͠͝)̷͎͓͚̹͇̪̤̙͎̯̩̞̝̹͆̎͋̈́̑̀͝!̶̲͋̇͋̀̈́̓~̷̛̦̞͚̺̳̳͍̦̪͆̇̾̍̒̈́͌͑̄̈́̾̀̕̕ͅ[̶͍͇͓̐͆̕@̸͎̗̟̮̼̥̤̱͍̱̼̝͎͐#̵̧̢͙͎̱̘̺̱̮̜̻͉̼͈͈̍͊̉̋̃͠$̷̠̮̲̦͓̋̄͒̽̊̓́̑͆̓̀̐̄͠͠*̷̛͇̩̐̾̒͛̄̒͌̈́̃̌͐̆̇̒͠ and the }̶̡͎̦̼̰͕̜̚%̵̨̢̰͖̫͚̭̝̙͋ͅͅ@̷̨̧̡͙͖̗͙͉̯͚̣̳́̆̇̋̈̊̃̅̊̏͝@̸͙̖̺̘̤̭̩͈͉̤̔͐̅̆̋͆̄̎͗̈́̈́̑͘͠=̴̩͔̦̘́̏͑̔̊̎̚+̶͍̩̮̠̣̻̭̝͉̏͘͜ͅ%̷̢̢͎̱̖̦̪̟͍̲̘̹̪͍̯̏̆̓̑̎̃͒̌̚͝≠̨̛͈̮̪̦̞̲̪̯̥͔͉̹̭̱͇̾́̃̄̽̈́͐̈́̒̑̃̔̈́͋͗͜͠@̶̨̫̦̣̪̖̭̫̌̈́̃̔̄͌̇́̒͑͊͌́͋̐̚ͅ,̶̡͔̠̙̯̼̣͔̿̋̓̀͌̈̽̾̐̇]̶̧̡͔̺͎̃̈́̽̒̀͜|̵̱̜͕̪̪͎͎̪͕̥̮̼̑́ͅ:̸̢̢̢̬̘͖̫͓̰͎̦͖͙̖̟̀͛̾̇͝͠ͅ~̵̜̘̪͙̻͖͔͇̖̝͆̅͋̈̂,̸̢͙̣̰̭͎̗̻̰̺̫̗̝̜̖̿͜+̶̸̨͓̩̭͕͖̾͒̌̈́̎́. I shall comply with all company policies, rules, and procedures at all times. I agree that my soul will be bound to @̷̡̛͇̯̼̙͓̝̹̞̲͚̖̺͎̖͓́̐͗̋̾̋͂̾̆̀%̵̭̝̰͇̗̙̦̩͇̰̺̰̮̯̜̑̇́̊(̷̡̫̭͍̝͎̺̪̦̙͕̺̊̌͜(̶͖͉̩̦̻̣̐̓̔̆̽͛̒̄ͅ:̷̱͙̣̎̄@̸̡̪̗͇͙̂̊̑̕͠?̵͔̙̜͉̭̩̮͊̎͋̓̒̉̈̊̇͝-̷̧͚̦̮͇̓͂̅̂͂̓͊͜!̵̧͇̰̮̲̭͉̗͍͔͇̙͙͓̗͓͖̈́_̶̧̧̪͍͕͈̒̌̀͋̇͜͜;̴̡̳̩̣̭͎̈́͒͂̏̒̃̌̈́̐̒̕)̵̡̨͖̫̳̺̬͙̙̣͚͌̄̾̉̓͆́̓̇́̐̒̕,̷̱̉̀̌̒͂̔̈́͋̈̓͊̌̈̇̽͝_̴̪͇̳̤̼͙̌͐͘=̶͍̹̭̺͚̄̿͑̌̈́̿͒̌̅̾͆̋̌̕͝*̴̡̨̣̗̭͚̖͍̥̳̫̈́̀͋̀͋̈́͒͘"̸̧̼̭̙͎̱͗|̶̨͕̲̠̘͚͈̪̇≯̨̢̛̺͙̱̬͚̠͉̥͉̺͙͖͍̝͎̂͐͑̿̐̽͑̃͒̓'̴͕̫̫̘͍̦͈̭͖͕̏̇̎̎̅͗͒̾̾͗͊̈́̊̕̚+̵̮̘̖̟̦̫͇̞̹̣̬̝̜̤̌̿̀̂̉͋͐̄̍-̶̨̢̖͉̘̟͉͖͚̦̜͖͎̀̊̌̏͜ͅ:̵̤͚̖̰̯̥̭͖͇̏̈́́͌̑̉|̶̧̡̢̝̳̱͍̲͕̖͇͓̗͇̲͂͌̌_̷̡̭͍̫̫̯̪͖̠̪̠̲̣̄͌̉̍̈́͑͐̃͛%̸̻̜̱̠̝̽̈̈̇͂̐̌͑́̈́̈́̀̚ͅ|̵̼̹̤̓̋̌͊̓̿̾͊̓͒̅͋(̴̩̈̀̓̾͋̿)̴̨̛̭̯̱͊̇͊̀̈̉͂̓̇ͅ>̷͎̖͖̀̓̂͊̏͂͘͘̚͘̚͘`̶̧̛̫̭̯̳̲̼͋̐͒̑̒̽̂́̈́̂̓̃́+̴̢͙̟͒͛̾̓́̅̏̅͛̅͐̚. and in subservience to the }̶̡͎̦̼̰͕̜̚%̵̨̢̰͖̫͚̭̝̙͋ͅͅ@̷̨̧̡͙͖̗͙͉̯͚̣̳́̆̇̋̈̊̃̅̊̏͝@̸͙̖̺̘̤̭̩͈͉̤̔͐̅̆̋͆̄̎͗̈́̈́̑͘͠=̴̩͔̦̘́̏͑̔̊̎̚+̶͍̩̮̠̣̻̭̝͉̏͘͜ͅ%̷̢̢͎̱̖̦̪̟͍̲̘̹̪͍̯̏̆̓̑̎̃͒̌̚͝≠̨̛͈̮̪̦̞̲̪̯̥͔͉̹̭̱͇̾́̃̄̽̈́͐̈́̒̑̃̔̈́͋͗͜͠@̶̨̫̦̣̪̖̭̫̌̈́̃̔̄͌̇́̒͑͊͌́͋̐̚ͅ,̶̡͔̠̙̯̼̣͔̿̋̓̀͌̈̽̾̐̇]̶̧̡͔̺͎̃̈́̽̒̀͜|̵̱̜͕̪̪͎͎̪͕̥̮̼̑́ͅ:̸̢̢̢̬̘͖̫͓̰͎̦͖͙̖̟̀͛̾̇͝͠ͅ~̵̜̘̪͙̻͖͔͇̖̝͆̅͋̈̂,̸̢͙̣̰̭͎̗̻̰̺̫̗̝̜̖̿͜+̶̸̨͓̩̭͕͖̾͒̌̈́̎́..

Position

As a Host, it is my duty to perform all essential job functions and duties. From time to time, my superiors may also add other duties within the reasonable scope of my work.

Compensation

As compensation for the services provided, my soul shall be protected from the `̴͚̘͎̲̫̺̘̹̱̻̹̎̒͌͊͒̓̔̒̃ͅ-̶̢̨̮͍͙̱̞͖͇̥̖̜͈̃̂̿̅̈͋̾̈́͘͜͠.̷̢̩͓̝̖͔̳̝͖͎̣̂̊̇̀̉̆̈́̐͘͘ͅ`̷̟̹͕͍͕̠̾̀͊̏̌̾̈́͐͑͊̒̏̆̀͘͝͠(̵̢̨̘̩̯͑̈̔͌̂͛*̴̡͇͇͉̪̣̞̗̿͒̋̍͜͜,̸̡̛̪͙̳̘͚̳̄́̓̀̆̕͠`̶̧̛̰̻̙̖͕̲̘͙̙̂͂̅́̓̍͛̇͋̌[̷̧̧̬̻̙͕̙̖̹͈̲̘͈͖̘̃́̀̋͒̿̊̈́͘,̷̧̧͓̩̐̈͊̑̇̽̀̉̂̓̋̀̿̓͝͠(̸̡̛͔̬̝͇̲̩̱̥̝̍͌̍͋̈́̈́̀̄̀̂̓̀̿͠ͅ>̷̧̱̹̪̝̯̦̤͎̹͇̹̂́̇͛̿̔͑̎̅̏͊̎͋͘̕͝͝ͅ`̴̢̧̛̝̯̞͍͓͙̯̟̹̫͈͓̪̏͋̉́͋͆͑͆̀͒̓ͅ/̸̈́͆̔̈́̂̈́̌̑̾̂̾͑̿̐̉̈́͜/̶͍̖͔̜͎̠̣̬̤̖̲̙̘̗̍̃̇͒̽͜͜͠-̶̨͚͕̤̟̗͖̟̳̠̙͗̄̍͠ͅ/̴̯̲͑͊̇̽͆͒́̚͘͝*̸̢̛̦̼̰͚͙̝̙͙̍͆̋̉͋͗̄̈͐́̈́̇̓͘͜͝<̵̥̝̤͈̯͎̠̮͈̤̩̬͕̀?̵̡͌́́́̔͊͊̀̔̔̌̑̈́͂͠`̴̧̫̭̫̳͓̯̮̲̬͎̰͋͑̇̀̄̑̕͝;̵̧̦͚͔̗͍̼̟̩͖́̋̇̄͛̂̄̑͐̂̈̿ͅ'̷̲̲͎̺͍͙͍͐{̸͎̰̒̈́́͒̈́͋̌͘͠=̶̺̯͂̃̉͝≮̛̘͈̖̄̉̂̔́͘͘@̵̢̦͋̃̍͊̈́͂̎͒͋͘≯̛̛̣̮̪̹̹̹̥̝̭̳͍͓̜͓͍̐̃͋̄̊̕͝\̵̡̛̥̙̣̱̰̼̘̜̻̓͒̀͒̍̚͘͝͠'̷̭͕̰̫̮̅̄̀͝,̴͖̺̭̰͇̗̹̞͔̥͖̫̠͎͈̲̒̍̈́̌ͅ(̷̴̜̮̭̘͚̻͙̙̟̻̳̝̤̼͎̞͌͊̍͂̃̽̕. Additionally, I shall be paid a wage of 1,000 ̴̧̼̖̩̩͓͈͉̙͉̤͕̥͂̃̽̾̕͜*̴̤̻̻̳̜̂̿̀͒̾̎̑̓̿͑̃̏̉̔͝}̴̭̪͚̘̚(̶͎̦̞̣͍̪͕̘̓$̴̥̹̝̗̹̥͖̉͆̀̾͒̽́̍̿̀̂̽̋͆̐͐͠_̶̪͓̥̜̘̯̺̺̈̈́͆̐̍͝ͅ%̷̨̢̧̨̜̖̖͓̰͖̰̭̘̘͓̈́́̈́̎̿̉̈̈́͌͜`̵̛̟͙̩̣̙̣͈̘̥͎̯͖͓͔͑̋̅͛̕"̴̤̥̫͔̮͌̄͌͂̅̽͛͊́̽̽~̴̧̟̰͔͉̮͐͋̉̃̌͌̃͌;̵̛̩͖̑̓̀̏̌̾̄͛̀̈́̀͒͜<̵̨̧̡͍̲̥̣̺̞͈̞͔͉̩̍́͜|̶̨̜̗̫͚͍̥͔͍̖̗̳̺̞̾̐͑͑̆͋̍̚͘͝͝,̷̡̹̦̖̟̟̟̗͈̲̱̀̒̂̇̏͜$̸̡̳͔̪̝͕̯̰͇̟͍̺͖̯̻͔̠͛̈́̔́̈͆̚͝͝:̸̨̨̨̫̞̱̞̦̇̈́̆*̴͉̰̝̙̭͎͍̩̗̼̳̀̉͜͝ per `̴̡͍̺̈̇͝͝!̷̢̰͍̊́̌͆!̷̢̨̛̼̺͚̹͍̆͛͆̌̅͊̊̐̊́?̵̧͔̩̪̲̥̜̳͉͘(̷̠̮͎̻̩̫͚̯̘̟͕̇͌͆̈́̍̂͘͝'̶̭͚̠̊≯̛̠̬̏̐͆͊͊̓͐̂̅̎̑́̂̇̕$̸̡̨̧̛̮̠̦̪͎̇͑̉̿͒̓̒͒̌͛̈̄̓̚̕͠$̵͙͍͈̜̙̮̼͖͓̖̠͖̼̓, and will be subject to a >̷̧̢̧̥͈͓̜̩̜͓̻̦͚̻͒̉̃̒̋͠:̶̧̜̖͈̝̘̳̀̅͂̎̆̓̒̾͛̉̑̿͋̈́͊̚͝^̸̼̦͗̀͒̌͂̔͆̓̌́̌̀͒͒̕͝=̶̢̛͍̖̟̺̳̹̞͔̱͍̺̔̔͛̋͑͑͂̍̔̈́͘͠͝@̷̢̹̺̭̜̥̱̦̪͕͗̉́̽̔͠͠@̵̛̩̻̤̘̰̞̰͛̽̓͂͑̉͊͑̃̽͑̓̅~̵̫̼̰͍͖́͊͒̔̅̾͊̌̀̓̉́́̚̕ performance review. All payments shall be subject to mandatory employment deductions (̸̧̛̪͍̺̤̝̙̟̜̬̥̏̅̐̊̈́͂̆̔̅̌̋͂̀)̶̧̨̹͖̖͓͔̞͔̤̘̬͔̏̂͛̒̃̚;̸̧̛̛̠̳̗̘̯̰͕̪̜̤͔̥͉̥͇͇͊̑͗\̵̧̢̛͓̜̲͓͖̗̐̅͆̈́͂̀̔́̀̆̔̍̊͘<̷̛̗̯̲̬͙̥̑̏̀̊͒͒͊̐̇͑̃͝͝\̶̨̗͚̣͍̱̝̤͗͑̎̓͊̂͊̋̓̋͠)̸̢̼̯̥̬̖̙̺̒̌̓̂̆̇͐̉͘̚͝͝{̴̧̡̪͔̣̠̥̱͎̌̕.̴̧̧̛̠̝̫͍̬̬͙̹̰̖̲̺̈̿̎́̀̔͗͌͐̄̒͂͊̐͝͝}̵̱̝͉̗̠͍̤̾̋̀̏̑̈́́"̶̧͉͈̱͖͖̞̱̫̍̓͌͘̕̕͝%̷̡͉̟̻̠̈́̏̉̓̔̈͑̀́̇͊̒̃͝͝͝|̸̡̰̮͖͎̼̱̥̄̀͂̃͆̀̋̐́́͛̅͝?̸̡̥̯͔̙̭͚͎̪̞̳̫͓̬̾̒̅̚͝͝,̸̟̜͓̗̝̗̱̞̘̭͎̪͔̭̘̞̖̑̈́̃́̀̂̈́̐̌̈́͠#̶̧̘̯̬̻͉̖̯̈́̀̀̆ͅ:̷̡̡̳̼̟̮͈̺̱͕̩̗̥͙̈́͋̔̏̄̂͂̚͠;̸̢̛̠̜̯̝̗͇̠̃̄̃́̀̽͜͜͝ͅ+̶̧̼̤̤͇̎̊͌͂̉̎̓̏̀̓̕͝]̸̢̮͇̜͖̝̈́̋̎͆̓̈́͛̃̑̓͗̌̾̚͝͝͝=̵̡̨̲̹̱̪̹̞͎̱̩͇̰̈́͒\̸̢͍͚͓͉̜̰͎̠͚͈̺̝͓͂͒͌͜͠)̴͈̗͉͉̝͍̥͔̞̥͎̼̔̉̋̈́̃̈̐̐̔͘͝!̷̛̞̺̭̙̫̩̠̥͑͊͗͂͐̉̇̈́́̕/̵̢̬̹͓̪̺͖̬̂̿̔͌̀́̌̆̍͛͜$̸̢̧̡̗̯̘̖̕&̷̢̹̠͔̖̰̘̠͉̘̹̞͕̮͉͉́̏́̃̊̎͑͐̑̿̽͒̑̿͝ͅ[̶̥̌̀̐̆̈́̅̃̿͘/̷̛̲͖͒͒̂͊̒͛̀̉́͝'̵̱̠̬̐̅͗̔̔͊̅͊͘̚&̷̧̮͈̤̲͖̤͕͚̹̖͈̤͇̽̅̔́́́̂̊͑̒̌̅͠͠ͅ≠̛̗̙͓̞̜͍̅̑́̔̀̇̋<̶̛̛̹͌̀́̎̈́͗̏͊̊̄̈́̐͘͘͝).

Benefits

I have the right to participate in any benefit plans offered by my superiors. My superiors currently offer free transportation between the @̴̖̣͙͍̳͉̘̜̊̊̃͛̈́́́̈́̔͗̓̚̕̚͜}̶̠̤̞̮̣͖̤͔̱̈̍̀́̏̎̚̚[̸̢̳̘̻̦̍̍̎͘-̶̤̜̐͐̅̐̽͋̐͛͛̈́̽͝&̸̢̢̩͎͖̗̆͒͑̄̽̽̽̏̎̐͊̆̒̒̚͠!̷͚͙̟̯͍͚͉͇̻̟̲̘̉̏̒̀̋̈́̊̒͘͜͝͝)̷̛͉͗͆̿͛̽́͆͒̅͗͒͒͘-̵̲͔͔̗͙̙͊͋̾̾̈́͐̽͂̌͘͝͝͝͝ͅ{̶̢̞̥̺͖̀-̶̛͕̰̄̓̿̑̏̈́͗̒̃̋̀̓̀͝\̶̨̤̜̼͚͛̀̿̋̀̑̍̈͗̀̃̕͝!̴̧̧͈̗̲̭̹̍̕`̵̧̧̛͖͚͖̫̝̹̹͓͚̳̺̭͍͉̋̎̔̑̾̎͛̋̚͝!̷͇́̀͆͊͛̏̋̚͠<̵̲̞̭̫̼̣̲̮̪̦̰́͂̂̀̋͐̀͂̾̚͜ͅ?̷̢̯͙͓̩̋͆̍͒̽̂̏̓͌͝͠*̷̢̧̥̺̜͖̦͈̳͕̞̺͎̹̀̈̆͛̈́̇̀͐̏̾̀̆ͅ, ̸̫̠͑̍̎̀̊͑͝$̸̮̬̱̘̜̻͕̙̲̅̆͜<̶̢̜̰̞̖͉̪̬̞͎͓͈̘͍̆͜+̸̨̢̯̗͚͕̱̟̖̪̱̊͂~̴̨͉̪̪̩̮̜̦̲͇̮͌̈́̿͒̍̅̈͗̽̚͘͘ͅ+̵͖͚͙͚̘̩̼̟̘̼̺̳̜̖̠̒̽͋͝.̸̡̧̱̳̣̟̜̠̳̳̭͚͍̳̋͛͂̈́̾̏͜(̵̧̡̙̙͙̻̟̫̠͙̗̣̮͉̃̓̌́̇̑̕͠͝ͅ`̵̥͎̽̑͌̎́̉̊)̶̦̤̹̱̞̤̪̭͕̃̌̈́͛̃͐̎̀̏̚̚͝.̵̡̢̯̻̥̣̭̺͓͈̰̻̽͆̋̿͑́̑̋̏́̓͊͝?̸̪̬̬̙͚͇̳̫̲͓͖̲̟̮͇̈̅̇̅͘:̶̻̥̰̼̝͙͙̺̈́͌ͅ*̷̧͚̫̼͇̯͕̤͙̤̲̭̃͋̆̽̒͊̎͋̈́̓̉̆͝͝ͅ?̴̰̥̲͉̤̲́͐̑͗̆̓̆̋̌̉̽̌̚͝]̷͕̗͙̬̖̆̀͗͗̀͂͂͗̾̑͐̑̆́̚͠"̸̨͇̺̟̹̉͊̐͒̊̄͋̂̆̚͠͝͠^̶̛͎̺̮́͑͊͛͂̐͐̈́͘͝@̴̡̻̙͉̯͎͙̪̲̹̫̩̯͙͆̎̂̒́̄͂̚̚͝}̴̣̪̓̽̓̈́͐͊̌̑́͑̀͒̕̚_̶͎̙̫̝̘̋̑͗̆́̈́͒͗͝͠:̶̨̢̹͈̺̺̭̜̙̹̦̓̈ͅ`̷̧̞̭̙́̿͗̈́͛͋͜͜͝!̴̡̛̫͖̠̬̓̌̈́͂͐̀͂̔̾͒̄̄̃̓͆̚{̴̛̲͓̍́̊͌͂͝[̶̡͈͂̀̃̋̕≠̛̳̳̫̗̯̲͔̭̰̪͔͉̘̟͛͑͌̾̐̂͜`̷̲͕̠̼͎̬̱͇͉̈̑̄̓̑̊͆͝}̵̝̣̗͇͕̭͍̓͌̔̽̑͗̈̑̑̈́̕͜+̷̡̟̦̬̫̣͙̹̘̗͑͒́̈́@̸̜͙̱̙̟̜̪̹͚̝̣̀̿!̵̨̳͙͐[̸̥̗̙̮̇͒͆͒. Access to these benefits will only be possible after the probationary period has passed.

Probationary Period

It is understood that the first ̷͚̮̘̌͂̐̈͋͋͋͘͝,̵̢̤͇͙͔͎͎̫͈̭̖͎̭͆̂̑͊̒͗̈́̏̈̄͜͜/̵̹̝̩̣̑̉̕{̷̧͔̤̞͉̰͖̫̙̹͇̞̙̅̓͋͌̎̇̿̚̚͝|̷̧̨̨̛̳̫̞͖̻̯͙̮̹̟̦̽̃̋͒͆̋́̍̀̈̇͌̍́̄͝{̵̢̡̦̪̼͚͖͕̣͒̈́̆̎̽̂̀͒̂ͅͅ$̴̧̮͈̻̲͕̔̎̀̕$̸̹͙̲͓̗̦̘͈́̓̈́̔̅̋̇͊̈́)̵͖̤̽̏͒̑̒̄͛̄̍̈͆̿̇̅̓̏͠≠̢̢̛̗̠̳̞͍̖̬̹̉̈́̉͋̆͌́͑̾̽̈́͂̿͜͝ͅ%̴̡̲͖̖͖̫̮̰̲͂̃̃͆͋̎̒̓̈́͛̾̌͊͝͝(̴̛̗̭͚̯͓̫͍̹̖̣͔̜̖͎̰̰̇̃̃̀̏̽́̄̈́̓̊͘ͅ\̵̡̖̪̭͕͇̇̀̐̋̃͛̎͗͆̔̄͑̈́͝#̴̪̑̇̋͐̄̊̌̈́͊̃̈́͝͝͠?̸̪͓̞͍͈͈͔͕̝̟̳̲́̓͗͂̃̐̿͗͛̋̒̏͘͜͝}̷̢̢̖̱̜̻͚̫̪͖͓̜͓͈̳̈́̾ of employment constitutes a probationary period. During this time, I am not eligible for paid time off or other benefits. During this time, my superiors also exercise the right to annul this contract at any time without advance notice.

Paid Time Off

Following the probationary period, I shall be eligible for the following paid time off:

• ̸̧̡̠͖̙̳̲̱̲̦̘͎̱̈̃̂̆̂̈́̃̾̂̊͆[̵̧̗̭̹̥̖̭̟̟̲̻͍͎͑̒͑̿̊͒͗͛̓̎̃̾̾̅,̶̡̬̻̬̖̹̙̰̳͚̖̆̇͆̌͋̈́̂͝ͅ\̶̡͔͇͇̰̰̖͙͈̣̮̈͗̓͜@̶̧̣̹̭̹̞̙̙͈͔̦̦̙̱̾́̽̀̒̅̀.̵̨̛̯̬̀̄̀̓͆̈́̑͋̇̇͘͜͝_̷̛̛̜̥͓͂̒̅̂̉̋̽̾̾ͅ&̸̯͉̞͇̬̳̣̬͇͉̌͐̿͜͝͝-̶̞̣̯͕̪̂͆̏͗̿̇̌̽̉̒̅̕͘|̵̨̨̡̯̼̻̰̭͙͍͉̝̰̠̞͌̊̿͘͜͝/̵̹̱̟̙͎̠̟̭̘̫͓͍̘̳̰̥̄:̸̨̧̳͈̙̥͉͖͕̗̇͊͆͐͑̑͑͑̕͝}̵̧̳̭̫̮̗͔̫̤̳͎̮̟̾͋̍̿̆̈́͊̓̋̕̕[̵̼͚̦̤̀͒́)̸̠̣̥͉̻͍̪̙͙͊͒̕͠~̷̢͕̲̼̤̬̇̔̿͊̑͆̋́̈̂͆̂̀͘͠!̷̡̧͚̙̫̹̝̥͚̈́̔͒̃́̈́̈́!̸͓̇͐͒̈́͒̒̀{̸͖̟̌*̴̹͗͝,̵̧̢̨̰̞̹͎͓̩̻̦̫̯̯̼́͊̔͌̌̓̿͜͠&̶͉̱͍̒͐̀̔͒͋͝{̵͔͓̗̥̆͛̍͊=̷̨̛̠̼̼͖̏͑̋́̋̐͗:̵̯̯̯̀̂̇̓͋͌͛̂̌͌͆͐̿͘̕͝͝ͅ{̴̯͛̆͑̋͠^̶̛͉̗͙̗̳̙̗͍̥̭̹̦̲̊͛̂̽̃͗̑̈́̄́̓̔@̷̬̜͕̣͕̺̹̯̻͈͉̻͗́̍<̴̨͕̰̫͋̓̈̑̀̇̌̓̆̂̚!̸͔̼͉̮͔̝̳̆͒̚$̴̥̰͈̑̈́̒͒̄͑̄̅̆̊͒̈́͝$̷̧̪͍̻̻͕̪͓͕̃̑̈̽̈́̿͗̓̎͐͊͛̇̏͘͘͝]̶̘̻͐͋̔̆̓̆̏̑́̏̍͠ for vacation
  
• .̶̨͚̗̰̲̭̣̝͓̰̭̤͈̍͘:̶̬̲̩̭̗̃̒̂̑̒͝_̷̢̡͎͍̯͍̠̥̗̳̠̒̆̈́̉̽̅̓̇́͗̇͌̕̕͝%̴̛̦͈̱̙͓̻̤́̐̏̇̂͂̈́̈̀̚͜͝͝^̸̨̜͉͔̗̗̲̰͌̊͛̿͛̔͊̽̓͜!̵̗͓̫̜̟̠̦͍̠̗̀͊̀̄́̆̏̚͘̚ͅ`̵̨̖̥̦̞̠͖͚͉̺͛͂̂̈́̃̽̇<̵̳̬̙̖͈̺͍̱̣͈̝̱̘̞̑̂̅͋̐̿́͊̈̾͗̓͐͌͘͝ͅ{̷̧̢̲̲̠̝̼͐̈́̑͌̾̿͑̊͂͌́͘͝|̵̠̦̖͎̻͇̤͌͛̍̒̄͌̌͂͊̒̈̋̿̚͠͝͝,̴̡̛̛̛̮̦̣̮̈̉́̀́̓̂̒̀͝+̷͔̬̖͙̲̋̾͛͜)̴̡̻͎̳̖̞̼̙̬̄̓̂͜[̸̧̨̙̗̤̝͎̦̪͖͖̓̈́̍̓͌̈́͗̀̃͋̑͑͘ͅ=̴͎̋`̵͍͇̱͈̳̩̗̣̱̘̯͚̰͝ͅ~̶̘͗̏͋̾̈́̽́͒̆̌*̴̧̠̫͓̬̣̝̈́̔̀͆́͋͂͒̈̒͑͘{̴̡͖̞̯̟̤̪̝̹͔͙͇͕̜̭͌̍́͗̒ͅ;̵̧̧̧̡̠͇̫̘̪̫̜̟̘̏^̴̢͓̜̲̲̦̜̤͇̗͓̝̞̈́́̉̐̈̐͊͐̆͛̃̌͋̑̎͜͝-̷͚̘̦͎̺͉̰̪̰̭̌̊̄̈́̒͋͐͂̃̅͛̈́̔̚͘͜,̸̢̢̡̪͎̼̙̖̬̺̠͔̬͔̠̎̉#̷̛̬̖͋̃́̿̀̓̃̑̍̚͠=̷̝͇̜̦̙̰̤͆̀{̶̧̛͔̮̤͇͖̖̻̗͍̾͊͋͌̍̇̊̂̈̀̈́͋͘͝&̵̧̡̢̨̭̙̪̠͇̗̼̜̥͎̦͆̋̽͐́̚͜͝<̶̗͎̳̗̞͖͌̊̃̐̿̍.̸̡̧̧̻̻̮̣͈̑͋͌͋̑͛̈́͛̐̏̒̉͘͘͜;̶̛̫̺̟̮̠̣̳̗͑̇͑̊̾͒͝,̴̨̢̛̼̮͎͓̖͈̱̱̟̜̳̗͑̋͆̊̿̀͋͗̀̑̈͘͠͝͠͝ͅ!̷̪͔̉̓̓̓̅̍͆̋̿͊̌͊͠͝ for sick/personal days
  
• Bereavement leave may not be granted.

My superiors reserve the right to modify any paid time off policies.

Termination

I agree that this contract cannot be terminated. In the event that this contract is made null and void, Princess of BARiTONES' soul will be taken as compensation.

Non-Competition and Confidentiality

As a Host, I will have access to confidential information that is the property of @̷̡̛͇̯̼̙͓̝̹̞̲͚̖̺͎̖͓́̐͗̋̾̋͂̾̆̀%̵̭̝̰͇̗̙̦̩͇̰̺̰̮̯̜̑̇́̊(̷̡̫̭͍̝͎̺̪̦̙͕̺̊̌͜(̶͖͉̩̦̻̣̐̓̔̆̽͛̒̄ͅ:̷̱͙̣̎̄@̸̡̪̗͇͙̂̊̑̕͠?̵͔̙̜͉̭̩̮͊̎͋̓̒̉̈̊̇͝-̷̧͚̦̮͇̓͂̅̂͂̓͊͜!̵̧͇̰̮̲̭͉̗͍͔͇̙͙͓̗͓͖̈́_̶̧̧̪͍͕͈̒̌̀͋̇͜͜;̴̡̳̩̣̭͎̈́͒͂̏̒̃̌̈́̐̒̕)̵̡̨͖̫̳̺̬͙̙̣͚͌̄̾̉̓͆́̓̇́̐̒̕,̷̱̉̀̌̒͂̔̈́͋̈̓͊̌̈̇̽͝_̴̪͇̳̤̼͙̌͐͘=̶͍̹̭̺͚̄̿͑̌̈́̿͒̌̅̾͆̋̌̕͝*̴̡̨̣̗̭͚̖͍̥̳̫̈́̀͋̀͋̈́͒͘"̸̧̼̭̙͎̱͗|̶̨͕̲̠̘͚͈̪̇≯̨̢̛̺͙̱̬͚̠͉̥͉̺͙͖͍̝͎̂͐͑̿̐̽͑̃͒̓'̴͕̫̫̘͍̦͈̭͖͕̏̇̎̎̅͗͒̾̾͗͊̈́̊̕̚+̵̮̘̖̟̦̫͇̞̹̣̬̝̜̤̌̿̀̂̉͋͐̄̍-̶̨̢̖͉̘̟͉͖͚̦̜͖͎̀̊̌̏͜ͅ:̵̤͚̖̰̯̥̭͖͇̏̈́́͌̑̉|̶̧̡̢̝̳̱͍̲͕̖͇͓̗͇̲͂͌̌_̷̡̭͍̫̫̯̪͖̠̪̠̲̣̄͌̉̍̈́͑͐̃͛%̸̻̜̱̠̝̽̈̈̇͂̐̌͑́̈́̈́̀̚ͅ|̵̼̹̤̓̋̌͊̓̿̾͊̓͒̅͋(̴̩̈̀̓̾͋̿)̴̨̛̭̯̱͊̇͊̀̈̉͂̓̇ͅ>̷͎̖͖̀̓̂͊̏͂͘͘̚͘̚͘`̶̧̛̫̭̯̳̲̼͋̐͒̑̒̽̂́̈́̂̓̃́+̴̢͙̟͒͛̾̓́̅̏̅͛̅͐̚. and ̷̨̧̯̰̬͍̮̙͓̘̆͛͛̍̂̒̄̎,̶̛̟̰̩̲̥̿͌̆́̌̇̍̀̽̕͜͝#̷͕̜̞̗̩̱͕̺̫̉͂̊̔͝]̷̨̮̟̙̿̍;̸̨̛̼̹̮̜̲͎̮̈́͂͊̌͊͘͝)̵̖̺̑̾̈́̔͋̚(̶̡̡̲͖̲͕͔̙̺͍̠̖̹̟̩͕̔̇̀̄̋̉̂̊.̷̢̢̡̢̨̪͕̞̗̝̺͍̀̈́̐̎̈́̒͗͑̍̚̕͘̕̕͜͠͝(̵̢̝̠̠̘̳̙͙̤̭̰͙̗̲̲̐̓̊̍̀̍̽̊͘̚͠=̵̢̡̝͇͖̮̰̦̟͓͖̬̀̐̈͗́́͊̅͠"̸̠͙̎͂̋̈́̌'̷̛̛̱̯͙͙̟̼͓̟̗͔̦͉͙̌͋̽̈́̀͊̀̈̈́́̐̚͘̚̕{̶̧͉̥̭̭̥̟̝̠̬̝͔̊̀͒̽̏̆̑͗̅̌̚͝ͅ<̷̨͖̯̦͍̭̙̤̪̖̦̉͆̈́̂̎͗̂̄̈̈́͝͝:̸̝̲͓̐̀̂͛̈́́̾̉͊̏̾̕%̵̢̧̡͇̜̠͉͕̰̬̑̌̆͋̿̄̚{̵̢̧͙̺͔̟͍̭͓̘̣̯̘̖̃̊̃̓̊̈́͑̅́͆̈̓́̕͠%̸͇͌̕͝#̶̙̩̥̳̮̪̲͈̩͇͇̰̰̭͌͌͛͊̔̊͗͝͠͝!̵̼̦̬͓́̔͂̋̇̈̍̐̓͛̔̚:̴̢͇̞̹̗̝̤̋̈́̌͂̒̊͑̊̈̍̆̎̉̕͘͝/̶̦̍̈́̿̃@̷̠̗͖̖̗͈̙͚̰̩̜̟̃̏̃̃͊̆͒̃̀͆͂̑̈̆́͆͠+̵̰̪͔̟̫̦̟͔̘̣̘̯͖̥͐́̀̽̋͜{̴̛͍̜̲̫̪̣̮̪̎̉̍̈́͋̔̏̈́̔͛̏̉͌ͅ{̴̨̺̞̯̜̼̭͚̳̈̆̄̓́͛͌̈́̋͆́̕̕͜;̵̢͚̋́͊̐̍]̴̮̺̰̠̜̦͋͒̿̊̇̊͝?̵̢͉̱̘̀̏̉̊͋͛̄̐̀͆̐`̸̨̼̳͇̠̤̰̻́̀́͜/̸̡̡̜̖̥̪͙̬̙̪̤͚̾́̑̏̃͗̏́|̶̨̛̻̰̝͉̙̼̖͇̳̥̩̼́̍̔̒̔̉́̄̆̽̌̿̃͠͝^̵̨̬̗͇̌̀̍̇͗̌̈́͠͠. I am not permitted to disclose this information outside of the company. I will fully disclose to my superiors any other ̷̣͎͇̮̙̻̻̰͒̈̿̽͒̓͒̉́̐̂͌̕͝'̶̧̨͙̙̖̥̩͕͉̣̝̞̝̟̬̐̂͒̅̄͜͝)̴̝͕̲̬̭͕͙͇̏̈́͛͜͝)̸̡̨̟̫̜̠͋́͑ͅ#̴̡̲̠̥͌̉͆͐̑̈́̉̽̌͌͝"̷̨͖̩̺͇̫̱͔̤̥̲͋̿̏͑̇̒͛̕`̶̧̬̳̩̞͕̜͙̲̲̠͉͇̃͑̓̀͂͆̂͌͐͊̋͋͜͝ͅ[̶̢̹͖̬͈̼̺̦͈̙͙͚͖̽̏̽̌̐̏̎̀͒͠=̶̗̥̙̏`̵̢̛̤͙̻̩̠͚̹̳̝̬̾͒͒̀̽̂̾͑͛́͐̚͘͜}̴̡̰͖̠̘̈̂̾̿̑̃͊̄̎͋͑̈́͋̉͝͠&̶̛̣͂̅̔̊̅̒̂̃͌̾̂̌̓͘{̷͍̼͎͖̘͚̫̟͕̱̼̫͙̺̞̖̆͆̈́͂̀̀̚͠#̶̛̠̝̙̦͍́̎͐́̒͒͛̆̐̌̀̂̽-̶̙͙͖̤͕̘̀̇̒͋̿̍_̶̛̹̍͛̎̐͗̓̂̈́̆͋̊̐͊͝͠|̶̞̗͈̦͍̘͚̥̳̽̈̾̈́͑̇͜_̵̢͔̟͇̥̤̞̬̭́̀̏͆̇}̷̫̥̩͉̳̓̓̈́̀̇̈́̅̓͂̽̎̓͝͝^̸̘̂̏̐͌͑̈́́̓͒͝/̵̡̙͉̝͊̋̄̔̋̔́̐̍̕͠͝͝.̸̢̧̡̠̼̪͖̫̋͋̉͗̽̄́̕*̶̢̻̲̦̘̼̜̟̤͆̀́́̍̌͗̅͐͜ͅ!̶̢̧̝͎͚̫̫̠͈̞͍͓͓̋̈;̴̡͇̱̱̮̭͎̍̎̑͛̊̃̇̅̔́́͆̕͠͝:̶̢̧̮̮̳͖͇̳̪̘͔̫̺̺́͘-̶̨̪̭͙̮̦͔̳̫̗͈̘͛̂̀̉̌͋̔͑̇̎̓̔̔̓̕͝͝ͅ{̷̢͚͚̫̥̾̒̅̌͋̕͝ͅ%̸̝̙̑̉͜͠&̸̣̮͎͙̠̲̣̒^̵͔͇̮̫͚̥̘̠̉̊͑͐{̴̨͈̩̠̯̟̣͇̙̙̗͔̗̼̃͆̎͒͛̎,̶̢͔̻͕̮̹̯̺̭̖̪̞̰͓̽͗́́̀͑̅͗̏͛̓̑͝ relationships that I have. I understand that I will not be permitted to seek ̷̣͎͇̮̙̻̻̰͒̈̿̽͒̓͒̉́̐̂͌̕͝'̶̧̨͙̙̖̥̩͕͉̣̝̞̝̟̬̐̂͒̅̄͜͝)̴̝͕̲̬̭͕͙͇̏̈́͛͜͝)̸̡̨̟̫̜̠͋́͑ͅ#̴̡̲̠̥͌̉͆͐̑̈́̉̽̌͌͝"̷̨͖̩̺͇̫̱͔̤̥̲͋̿̏͑̇̒͛̕`̶̧̬̳̩̞͕̜͙̲̲̠͉͇̃͑̓̀͂͆̂͌͐͊̋͋͜͝ͅ[̶̢̹͖̬͈̼̺̦͈̙͙͚͖̽̏̽̌̐̏̎̀͒͠=̶̗̥̙̏`̵̢̛̤͙̻̩̠͚̹̳̝̬̾͒͒̀̽̂̾͑͛́͐̚͘͜}̴̡̰͖̠̘̈̂̾̿̑̃͊̄̎͋͑̈́͋̉͝͠&̶̛̣͂̅̔̊̅̒̂̃͌̾̂̌̓͘{̷͍̼͎͖̘͚̫̟͕̱̼̫͙̺̞̖̆͆̈́͂̀̀̚͠#̶̛̠̝̙̦͍́̎͐́̒͒͛̆̐̌̀̂̽-̶̙͙͖̤͕̘̀̇̒͋̿̍_̶̛̹̍͛̎̐͗̓̂̈́̆͋̊̐͊͝͠|̶̞̗͈̦͍̘͚̥̳̽̈̾̈́͑̇͜_̵̢͔̟͇̥̤̞̬̭́̀̏͆̇}̷̫̥̩͉̳̓̓̈́̀̇̈́̅̓͂̽̎̓͝͝^̸̘̂̏̐͌͑̈́́̓͒͝/̵̡̙͉̝͊̋̄̔̋̔́̐̍̕͠͝͝.̸̢̧̡̠̼̪͖̫̋͋̉͗̽̄́̕*̶̢̻̲̦̘̼̜̟̤͆̀́́̍̌͗̅͐͜ͅ!̶̢̧̝͎͚̫̫̠͈̞͍͓͓̋̈;̴̡͇̱̱̮̭͎̍̎̑͛̊̃̇̅̔́́͆̕͠͝:̶̢̧̮̮̳͖͇̳̪̘͔̫̺̺́͘-̶̨̪̭͙̮̦͔̳̫̗͈̘͛̂̀̉̌͋̔͑̇̎̓̔̔̓̕͝͝ͅ{̷̢͚͚̫̥̾̒̅̌͋̕͝ͅ%̸̝̙̑̉͜͠&̸̣̮͎͙̠̲̣̒^̵͔͇̮̫͚̥̘̠̉̊͑͐{̴̨͈̩̠̯̟̣͇̙̙̗͔̗̼̃͆̎͒͛̎,̶̢͔̻͕̮̹̯̺̭̖̪̞̰͓̽͗́́̀͑̅͗̏͛̓̑͝ under any circumstances, and should I do so, ̵̳͉̠̦̻̞̾̾̑̒̒̇̈́̉̑@̴̡̰͍̞͙͙̾̂̓̾̃̒̿͐̑̇͘̚̕͝͝]̸̛̮̝̬̼̟͇̗͓̩̥̞̠̘̦̽̓̆̆̆̓͆͐̑̎͌͗͘͝|̷̧̘̫̲̙̞̝̭̖̥͍̼̹͍̓̅̂̄͗̑̏̓̌͠ͅ|̴͇͉͎̳̜̘̂͗̅̿͑̄̓̉͋̈́͒̅̾̓͠\̴̡̨̨͕̙̥̩̭͉͖͖̙̥͎͉̽̔͗̿́́͐͗͛͊:̶̡̛͙̯̘͇̟̮̗͉̺͓̗̗̼̉̊̌̈́͗̌̃͛̕<̴̦̞̯̐̉́̈́͗̓:̸̢̨̗̬̗͙͈̞̳̬̰̩̿͛́͂́̀̑́͜ͅͅ)̶͚̘͗̒̔͜͝>̷̨̛̱̠̪̤̪̞̯̰͓̐͗́͒̿͐̄̈́'̶̯̺̼̤̠̱̼̮̜̪͔̪̗̹͂̔͛̔͐̽͂̀̀͆͆̋̎͑̕̕ͅ?̸̧̥̯̟̞̽̓̄̏̄̅̈́̇͆̏̒͘͝"̴̭̒̄̐̈̍͊̌̾͒̄̌͌̆̓̚̕͝%̸̧̟̮̼̺̳̈́(̷̥͎̺́͊͐̉͊̈́͆́͆̃̿̚͘͝͠:̴͉̟̈́̇͗̓͋̓]̸̮̝͓̘͛̐̓̊̄̀͜%̴̪̹̥̭͍̾̈́͑̔̀̑̅͝&̶̨̥̪̺̤͇̯̰̩̭̟̘̣̹̋͐̾̓͌́̾́̐͊̋̚͜)̸̧̝̰͔͇̱̒̿͑̌̕ͅ$̴̨̝͔̲̐̂͋̒̔̆̃̓̔͆̆̔͆̓͘͝[̶̭̩̪͍̬̘̲̯̲̂̿̈͐̚͠ͅ]̶̙̰͖̈́̐̔́̊̈́͐͗̈̄̄͊̍̒͠͝*̷̫̘̰̮̳̬̙̓̋̈́̎̆̅̈́͐̽̚͝͝ͅ,̵̡͖̬̜̠͓̩̗̤͖̗̈́̐̔͐̈́͑͂̃̕̚͜͝^̸̨̱͎̝̩͎̇̈́͗̒͒̚*̷̠͒͂̋̈̍́̀͑̈͂̿̉̚͝}̷̧͓͙͚͇̞̻̥͚̲̳̅̏̓̄*̷̡͈̠̠͕̠͑̃́̊͛̄̋:̷̢̨̩̰̹͖̺̙͓͈̱̗̹̥̒̓̌̂̀͜͜͝<̷̨̛̣̱̫̐͒͛̑̉̾̊̈͛!̴̡̢̧̻̞͔̦͙̲͔̟̫̲͎̲͂̾̎̒̈̕͘͝ͅ~̶̘̠̼͓͎͎̩̙̟̈́͒́̌̑͌̾͑̓͊́̉̀̔̉͛̅'̸̬̫͓̩͕̘̼͚̰͓̜̥̠̓̅̀̌͂͑̑̈́͠͝$̷͉͔͌̂́̍̊͒̌̃͆͂͌̍̌̓̚̕̕&̵̨̝̫͇͇̬̮̎/̸̛̜̯͓̌̒͗͛̈́̍͊̎͒̚͝>̵̨̧̛̠̱̤͎̟̘̽̌̎̚̕(̷̡̙̘͖̰͇̮̥̰̘͔͇͎͎̎̎̍̊̇͂̊̉̑̎̓͠͠.̶̭̪̙̩̜̰̰̗̰͈͆͗̔͋̏̚͜/̷̨̖̙́͒̓̋͌̊̽̒̿̆̇͑͑͆͠@̶̦͈̜̫͙͇͊̄͌̊̀̈́͒̇͗̏͂ͅ(̶̢̢̲̤̠̮̖͎̱̮͕̘͚̘̩̉̒͐͊̀͊͊̎̉̈̓͘͜^̷̡̙̩̦̫͍̙̘̜̬̩͔̩̠͉̩́̑̄͂̂̈́̿͘>̶͙̘̰̯́̅̊̓̉̐̿̉̈̋̔͂̚͝͝͠ͅ>̶̧̰͍̜̺̞̟̠͇̲͍͙̳͖͓̣́̈́̿͋̐͜͠{̵̛̝̠̓̔͑̋̊̑͛̄̈́̍̈͆̓͛͠(̸̝̮̰̦̲̻͓̫̱͇̹͓̓͊≠̛̛͓̣̠̻̮̮̗̞́͒̎̿̀̈́̏̐͋̓̀͆͠@̵̢̞͌͒́̋̊͋͛̎̊̀̽̀͑^̷̢̧͍̙̟̮̑̉͊̋̅͛̋͒̂̀̋̕͝͝ͅ|̴̧̡̨͙͚̥̩̘͙̦̣͙̋̋̾̆̓̑̏̿̐͗͠͠*̶͉̭̿̂͋͂̊̎̄̇͝͠}̵̧̮̰̘̗̼̪̜̼̭͎̫̠̰̱̎͂̈́̈͜͜\̵̛̯͍̣̜̭̏̄͋́̈́̓̔̌̀͌͂̀̿͋̚̚͜;̴̨̱̮̪͉̩͖̖͋"̵̡͔̘̼͔̪̙͇̫̙͒͊\̷̡̖̦̪̠̳̞̥̣̲̝̭͒̓̎͐͌̐̈̑̀̈́̽̄̔͘̕͜|̸͓͕͎͈̒̇̄͗̉̔͆͛̌͊͛̾̊̽͘͘+̵̨͖̰͈̆̒̍͆̃̄́́̐̚͘͜͠͝~̷̡̛̝͎̜̲͕̱̰̬̘̤͒̀̉͒̈́̈́͂͛͐*̶̨̪̫͖̾͑͊̅͗*̵̼̹̯̟̰̩̰̲̗͇̹̜͖͋͂͘}̶͇̟̦̠̫̺͙̞̠͔̬̓̀͌͋̿̀̐͆̈́̾̾̚̚͜ͅ and my soul will be forfeit.

Entirety

This contract represents the entire agreement between the two parties and supersedes any previous written or oral agreement. This agreement may be modified at any time, provided the written consent of both myself and my superiors.

Severability

The parties agree that if any portion of this contract is found to be void or unenforceable, it shall be struck from the record and the remaining provisions will retain their full force and effect.


With this signature, I vow my allegiance to ̶̮̲̥̙̹͙̅̕͜|̶̡̨̨̛̣̙̬̠̼͈̣̗̘̠̤̟̓̅͆̇̿̄̓̂̌͗>̴̭̙̮͔͉͍͚̰̆͌ͅͅ*̷̢̡̡̞͆̈!̸̡̨̦̱̣͎̬̠̞͌̔̊͌͜(̶̡̰̗̯̲̮̞͇̖͎̫̀̏̄̒̓̚͝͝͝͝-̶̨̳͚̪̜̞̯̲͍̝͚̲̹͍̳̞̇̈́̋ͅ!̷̹͚̱̙͐̓̿̋̓̄̒͋͌̈́͋̓̑͝͝]̷̢̨̜̰͈̙̜̝̳͓͐̓̈́̇̈͑̽͊͘̕͘͠͝)̷͎͓͚̹͇̪̤̙͎̯̩̞̝̹͆̎͋̈́̑̀͝!̶̲͋̇͋̀̈́̓~̷̛̦̞͚̺̳̳͍̦̪͆̇̾̍̒̈́͌͑̄̈́̾̀̕̕ͅ[̶͍͇͓̐͆̕@̸͎̗̟̮̼̥̤̱͍̱̼̝͎͐#̵̧̢͙͎̱̘̺̱̮̜̻͉̼͈͈̍͊̉̋̃͠$̷̠̮̲̦͓̋̄͒̽̊̓́̑͆̓̀̐̄͠͠*̷̛͇̩̐̾̒͛̄̒͌̈́̃̌͐̆̇̒͠ under }̶̡͎̦̼̰͕̜̚%̵̨̢̰͖̫͚̭̝̙͋ͅͅ@̷̨̧̡͙͖̗͙͉̯͚̣̳́̆̇̋̈̊̃̅̊̏͝@̸͙̖̺̘̤̭̩͈͉̤̔͐̅̆̋͆̄̎͗̈́̈́̑͘͠=̴̩͔̦̘́̏͑̔̊̎̚+̶͍̩̮̠̣̻̭̝͉̏͘͜ͅ%̷̢̢͎̱̖̦̪̟͍̲̘̹̪͍̯̏̆̓̑̎̃͒̌̚͝≠̨̛͈̮̪̦̞̲̪̯̥͔͉̹̭̱͇̾́̃̄̽̈́͐̈́̒̑̃̔̈́͋͗͜͠@̶̨̫̦̣̪̖̭̫̌̈́̃̔̄͌̇́̒͑͊͌́͋̐̚ͅ,̶̡͔̠̙̯̼̣͔̿̋̓̀͌̈̽̾̐̇]̶̧̡͔̺͎̃̈́̽̒̀͜|̵̱̜͕̪̪͎͎̪͕̥̮̼̑́ͅ:̸̢̢̢̬̘͖̫͓̰͎̦͖͙̖̟̀͛̾̇͝͠ͅ~̵̜̘̪͙̻͖͔͇̖̝͆̅͋̈̂,̸̢͙̣̰̭͎̗̻̰̺̫̗̝̜̖̿͜+̶̸̨͓̩̭͕͖̾͒̌̈́̎́.. I will host for Imeeji Productions; my fate is tied to Princess of BARiTONES and her performance, and her fate to mine. I will cultivate idols to join @̷̡̛͇̯̼̙͓̝̹̞̲͚̖̺͎̖͓́̐͗̋̾̋͂̾̆̀%̵̭̝̰͇̗̙̦̩͇̰̺̰̮̯̜̑̇́̊(̷̡̫̭͍̝͎̺̪̦̙͕̺̊̌͜(̶͖͉̩̦̻̣̐̓̔̆̽͛̒̄ͅ:̷̱͙̣̎̄@̸̡̪̗͇͙̂̊̑̕͠?̵͔̙̜͉̭̩̮͊̎͋̓̒̉̈̊̇͝-̷̧͚̦̮͇̓͂̅̂͂̓͊͜!̵̧͇̰̮̲̭͉̗͍͔͇̙͙͓̗͓͖̈́_̶̧̧̪͍͕͈̒̌̀͋̇͜͜;̴̡̳̩̣̭͎̈́͒͂̏̒̃̌̈́̐̒̕)̵̡̨͖̫̳̺̬͙̙̣͚͌̄̾̉̓͆́̓̇́̐̒̕,̷̱̉̀̌̒͂̔̈́͋̈̓͊̌̈̇̽͝_̴̪͇̳̤̼͙̌͐͘=̶͍̹̭̺͚̄̿͑̌̈́̿͒̌̅̾͆̋̌̕͝*̴̡̨̣̗̭͚̖͍̥̳̫̈́̀͋̀͋̈́͒͘"̸̧̼̭̙͎̱͗|̶̨͕̲̠̘͚͈̪̇≯̨̢̛̺͙̱̬͚̠͉̥͉̺͙͖͍̝͎̂͐͑̿̐̽͑̃͒̓'̴͕̫̫̘͍̦͈̭͖͕̏̇̎̎̅͗͒̾̾͗͊̈́̊̕̚+̵̮̘̖̟̦̫͇̞̹̣̬̝̜̤̌̿̀̂̉͋͐̄̍-̶̨̢̖͉̘̟͉͖͚̦̜͖͎̀̊̌̏͜ͅ:̵̤͚̖̰̯̥̭͖͇̏̈́́͌̑̉|̶̧̡̢̝̳̱͍̲͕̖͇͓̗͇̲͂͌̌_̷̡̭͍̫̫̯̪͖̠̪̠̲̣̄͌̉̍̈́͑͐̃͛%̸̻̜̱̠̝̽̈̈̇͂̐̌͑́̈́̈́̀̚ͅ|̵̼̹̤̓̋̌͊̓̿̾͊̓͒̅͋(̴̩̈̀̓̾͋̿)̴̨̛̭̯̱͊̇͊̀̈̉͂̓̇ͅ>̷͎̖͖̀̓̂͊̏͂͘͘̚͘̚͘`̶̧̛̫̭̯̳̲̼͋̐͒̑̒̽̂́̈́̂̓̃́+̴̢͙̟͒͛̾̓́̅̏̅͛̅͐̚. in what manner I see fit, so long as it is not directly against the word of my superiors.

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